Competitive Spirit Connoisseur Gifts

'I demand a saliva test!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

The Salesman

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Skate or die."

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing