Team Camaraderie T-Shirts

"What time do I pick you up?"

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

Belief and Trust.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"I accept this award...for my team...who are cheering way too loudly."

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Witch Rowing Team

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Where's Neville today?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Can we have our ball back please?

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

'All for one and one for all.'

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

'I said, we're all going to miss Malcolm, aren't we?'