Formal Aficionado Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Party Party!

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Bureaucratic castle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Brown: You say 'government' but I say 'governance'...

European Union versus Big Tech

E.U. Health Farm

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

"A tale of two Brexits: It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals."

"It's a polo pony"

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Blair, Brown, and a Mandelson snake.