Honor Enthusiast Pillows

Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'

"He was a very good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Profiles in Courage

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'