Honor Roll Enthusiasts Pillows

"Yes it's a great report card, all A's and B's... But I wonder how your teacher got your name wrong?"

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

Barn Wedding

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

It was easy to make Charlie laugh. (Sign: Will do rimshots for money)

Overnight Sensation

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Two oars doing a high five.

Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'

Panic Buying

"No, your grandfather didn't go to heaven. He went to the football hall of fame."

My Child is an Honor Student but disappoints me in other ways.