Honor Roll Hero Pillows

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Keyworker

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Planner at work.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Goalie Wall.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'So to hit the training targets I have to arrange five days a year training for the staff that we haven't been able to recruit.'

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"

'While they always come back as unfounded, maybe you could prevent these allegations of sexual harassment by not telling people you like the cut of their jib.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'