Honor Roll Hopeful Pillows

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Hollywood or bust!

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Welcome to Hollywood

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

Live the Dream!

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

Romney refines his platform.

"That's enough therapy. From here on out, I think I could do a hell of a lot more for both of us as your agent."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"No, I just stand there and men applaud."

"I have no head for show business."