Honour Seeker Pillows

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

2021

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Warrior Woman

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Tic-tac-toe

Can't Touch This

Human Rights for All

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

Monkey casino study.

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'