Courage Seeker Pillows

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.

'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'

"Okay... Auntie Em warned me about characters like you leading me astray. No courage, no brain, no heart... Oh my, you must be politicians."

'Hmmm...'

Joe was only tiny... but he was determined.

Cojones

Man walks buy a vending machine selling "Cojones".

'Hmmm...'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

Warrior Woman

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Tic-tac-toe

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Silver Fox

Can't Touch This

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."