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'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think I can". (train)

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

People of Courage

"Foul!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"All As. What did you get?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Bet You're Chicken!

"I hate playing with pros!"

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

No animal testing!

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

Competitive Meditation.

"As the only vegan candidate, if you must pander to the crowd, at least throw them plant-based red meat."

'Well, Bill! Looks like you won't be complaining about tonight's dinner.'

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.