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'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

People of Courage

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"