Fearless Competitor Gifts

'You play like you don't know the meaning of the word fear!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mixed Doubles.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The Rivalry Begins

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Monster under the bed.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

Don't have nightmares!

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

A Man mixing up his sports.