Fierce Competitor Gifts

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

The Victors

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

' Love and pole vault'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Skateboard Olympics.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Rugger.

Umbrella fight.

Competitions.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"All As. What did you get?"

Finish line.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'