Fierce Competitor Pillows

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

The Victors

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

' Love and pole vault'

Skateboard Olympics.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"All As. What did you get?"

Space Hopper Rodeo

Rugger.

Umbrella fight.

Competitions.

Finish line.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Egg and spoon race.