Tough Competitor Gifts

Rugger.

Hockey Season.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"All As. What did you get?"

Competitions.

Umbrella fight.

Space Hopper Rodeo

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?