Passionately Competitive Gifts

'How did your team play, Dear?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

COWS: Cow Pong

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing