Clever Competitive Spirit Gifts

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

The Salesman

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Snail Racing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Skate or die."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'