Friendly Competition Gifts

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Men painting red and white.

Dueling banjos, after the duel.

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'It's just a friendly game.'

'Okay. . . Ready? 1, 2, 3 . . . 'Rock'!'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

"Eat my dust!"

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Alpha Seltzer

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.