Friendly Tournament Gifts

'Don't pay any attention...he got beat today by some kid too young to drive the golfcart.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Tension filled the tent.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'The grudge match.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A woman watches football on her computer.

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Eurocopa 2016

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Lion v Kiwi.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Fish Story

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Men painting red and white.