Friendly Frenemies Gifts

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Cat in a tank...

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Tension filled the tent.

SALE

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mixed Doubles.

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."