Competitive Friend Pillows

"You're a damn sore loser, Lee."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

The Salesman

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'