Competition Junkie Pillows

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'No wonder we lost the race. We're carrying 500 pounds of logos.'

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

Bernard Hinault

The Knockout.

'I think they're targeting me!'

Long jumper doing well because his trainer kicked him over the line

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

"Wait a minute! I forgot to sign my scorecard."

Trucking Competition

'What do you mean he hit a six? I only bowled one?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Hat Wars.