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'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Alpha Seltzer

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'