Competition Buffs Pillows

'In your wildest dreams!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.