Business Competition Buffs Pillows

"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us."

CEO with SEO

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'It's lonely at the top.'

Fight on the top

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

How to choose...

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'It's amazing how fast a business can go from being in the pink to in the red.'

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

"I started my company on a shoestring and I've tripled my investment."

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"Team, I'd like to introduce Mr. Mandrake aka 'The Sales Magician'."

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

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