Competitive Business Pillows

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'The grudge match.'