Business Competition Pillows

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Carrot juice selling better than lemonade

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

Fight on the top

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

"Eat my dust!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Alpha Seltzer

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Do you want to win the game or my business?