Competitive Business Gifts

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I love fast break business success."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line