Competitive Environments Gifts

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The Alpha Seltzer

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'