Competitive Environments Mugs

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The Victors

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman