Competition Admirers Pillows

"This new guy's really good!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

Raheem Sterling

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

Wilfried Zaha

Workplace Shinanigans

Football Sculpture.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Rugby Mad.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns