Competitive Scene Admirer Pillows

"Out? What are you, blind?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"This new guy's really good!"

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."