Competitive Clash Admirer Pillows

Football face-off.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Snail Racing

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

First Prize!

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Closet.

The merger has been called off

"This new guy's really good!"

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Tourist

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

'We've gone into a more competitive merit system.'

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

General Store Modernises

'It's just a friendly game.'

One star.

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

'Underarm. . . underarm!'