Contemporary Clash Appreciator Pillows

Tourist

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

The battle of the pianos.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Country trees visit the city.

Studying Fire Behavior

The merger has been called off

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Perplexed Farmer

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"