Competitive Scene Admirer Gifts

"Out? What are you, blind?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

First Prize!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Builders fighting over projects.

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."