Competition Admirers Mugs

"This new guy's really good!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"I quit."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Hat Wars.

Rugby Mad.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.