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'Guess what? I won again.'

'There but for .007 of a second go I.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

The House of Commons.

The Invention of the Wheel

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

First past the post.

'I win!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Corporate Success

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Book market

Ski kicker.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Bradley Wiggins

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Swimming Champion.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"What's next?"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Needs more challenge.'