Victory Lap Enthusiast T-Shirts

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Guess what? I won again.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Strive to win!

First Prize!

First past the post.

100k Desert Crawl

Happy Champion

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'We're in a hurry.'

Swimming Champion.

Cars at the drive in.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Formula One car models

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?