Victory Lap Enthusiast Gifts

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Guess what? I won again.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Strive to win!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

First past the post.

100k Desert Crawl

Happy Champion

'I win!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Bradley Wiggins

'We're in a hurry.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Swimming Champion.

Cars at the drive in.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Formula One car models

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Sore Loser

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived