Champion Enthusiast Pillows

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Cars at the drive in.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Profiles in Courage

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'