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Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

The Three Graces

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

Latter-day saints

The Virtue of Humility

'Sure, he's cheerful, obedient, thrifty, brave, kind, courteous, trustworthy, helpful, friendly, and loyal, but he never has any money.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Amen. Please help me up."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"Hallelujah!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Honk if you're holy.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'