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Franz Liszt

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Who's next?"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

One way only.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Caption contest"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"It's my helper trout!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

Gold versus Knowledge

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Militant Pacifists

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"