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"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The Book Lover

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Scot holding a heart.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

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'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Life is just four letters...

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Deep pockets on line two.

Nadal's bottles

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

Clive James

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The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Thank you.'