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"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Now watch our sales increase.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.