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"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Parking validation

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

At a guess I'd say that the feedback was probably pretty good!

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

Expert and Ex-Pert

"Well, was the claim evidence-based?"

Law school acronym test.

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

"Some people think it's as valid as testing our teachers."