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"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Gas Prices

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Valuation of Heaven

For Sale, just to find the true value.

Gobbledygookologist

'He's reacting to a consumer shift that only he can hear.'

Fireworks

Parking validation

Money Laundering

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

The Risks of Globalisation

'I reviewed the figures. The consultant saved us a bundle but cost us a larger bundle.'

'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'

Help. If I hadn't lost everything, I'll tell you what stocks I'd buy now.

"Bobby was caught imposing his values on another student."

Flat tax

"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."

Expert and Ex-Pert