Valuation Expert Pillows

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

Gas Prices

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Let the profit-making begin!

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

Valuation of Heaven

For Sale, just to find the true value.

Gobbledygookologist

'He's reacting to a consumer shift that only he can hear.'

Parking validation

Fireworks

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

Money Laundering

The Risks of Globalisation

'I reviewed the figures. The consultant saved us a bundle but cost us a larger bundle.'

'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'

"Someday Son, this will all be China's."

Flat tax

"Bobby was caught imposing his values on another student."

Help. If I hadn't lost everything, I'll tell you what stocks I'd buy now.

"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."

Expert and Ex-Pert