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And now, by rule, mommy get to read you a story with an opposing moral.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

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Economy.

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Long and Short term investments.