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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

wealth investment

Stock Exchange. I don't worry about whether or not stocks are going to fall. I worry about whether they're going to bounce or go "splat" when they do fall.

A child runs an equity stand.

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

'Always bought low.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

At the market

Day trading.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Economy

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer