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"I just can't hide my feelings any more...for years I've buried them, been too scared of peoples reactions. I can't lie any more, people have to know the real me."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"Everything's gone up."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

wealth investment

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'